(French article) "The sexual (& mystical) power of the navel" by Noemie Schetrit

https://www.konbini.com/fr/lifestyle/le-pouvoir-sexuel-et-mystique-du-nombrilPublished on 12/26/2017

by Noemie Schetrit

No, I won't be translating that....Sorry count, my french frie @ss out of this one hahaha

Well, thank goodness for Google Translate, then. :P

Indeed. Thankfully, Google translate isn't bad when it comes to English-French.