We all love the pictures and videos that are posted here but sometimes you gotta see them in 3D and its pretty awesome. Heres some tips if youre having trouble seeing them.
1. Go to your local mall on a warm to hot day. Probably on a weekend to be sure. Don't go on a cloudy lukewarm Tuesday and expect to see something. Unfortunately the thing is that if you do see a bare midriff you can't look for long because they're most likely walking past you. Another thing is that you can only look for about a second because it can get weird if you're caught looking to any longer than that.
2. The Beach (obviously) or your local lake.
3. Nightclubs. Usually a good place to see a couple midriffs but don't get your hopes too high. Itll most likely be too dark too clearly see anything but you never know.
4. Strip clubs. The absolute EASIEST way to see bare midriffs (If your not a prude). Even if you live in Alaska you'll see plenty here. Unfortunately it'll cost ya if you want to be up close and personal with it. Usually only 30 to 60 bucks but there it is. You don't even have to do that though. Just pay the cover charge (which is usually always cheap) and just take a seat. It's everywhere.
5. Festival, Fair, or Large Event. Again unfortunately it'll probably cost ya but these things are usually really cheap. Remember to go on a hot day. Not a lukewarm cloudy meh day. A HOT one. Might take a little walking around but trust me it's there.
There it is. 5 generally easy ways to see bare midriffs. Have fun.
Disclaimer: Remember, don't be too weird about it. Don't just go up to a stomach and BLANTANTLY stare at it for a long time. Just be cool about it and everything will be good. Break out of that funk and go see some midriffs.
