I think you posted that wrong, ppfd. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to read "consider her to have the most perfectly boring bellybutton". Leave it to cosmetic surgeons to lack vision and creativity, considering one of their jobs is to make people all look alike.
Seriously though, I get it that the fashion and beauty "experts" push the idea that bellybuttons should all be generic little holes, but I'll gladly take something more unique and interesting like Kat McPhee's.