My friend and I were having tuna sandwiches earlier today. As I swallowed my last bit of sandwich I proceeded to throw the seemingly-empty can away. My friend grabbed my wrist and asked what I was doing, and told me that the leftover oil was still usable. Curious, I handed the can over to him, and he poured the oil into a tall glass. He then told me to drink it, claiming that the oil offered some sort of mineral supplement. Being the skeptic I am, I grabbed the glass and reluctantly swallowed the thick preservative. I slightly shuddered as the bitter liquid slowly inched down my throat. A couple of hours after he left, I was laying on my couch watching the first Sin City, when I started to feel a light popping sensation to the left of my navel. About thirty minutes later, the strength of the popping and the volume intensified. Obviously that oil DID have something in it, because it is now three hours later and my poor stomach is still going strong, as it attempts to rid itself of the foul mixture I foolishly got peer-pressured into ingesting. Even as I type this one hand is on my stomach and I can feel it from under the small layer of fat and muscle. The bubbling can be heard at least four feet away from yours-truly. If it continues on like this for much longer I am going to use this as a chance to start my new YouTube channel, which is centered around stomach noises and belly play. If it dies down, I will try to recreate this and record within the next few days. Either way, when I have a video ready I'll post it here for all of you to experience.
